Good news everyone! Excellent indie offering Robot Wants Kitty will be free for a limited time and I do thus suggest you hurry over to the App Store and grab yourselves a copy. Not only is it a lovely action puzzler, but it's also matured to a glorious new 2.0 version. Be quick luvs, be quick!
...just been over on twitter and you'd never guess, see there's a link to the top ten interactive fiction..... and I see you got that already...
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(reads post.....)
reminds me of that poor vampiric kitten..
sniff! can i borrow a hanky?
Of course. And a kitty too. We're full of them both. And, uhm, well, did I mention I have a headache and that I hat drinking early?
ReplyDelete(takes kitten from Gnome, hands over morphine and time sealed bottle of wine...kitten purrs..)
ReplyDelete(gnome purrs)
ReplyDelete(the purring increases in intensity, soon the vibrations extend beyond the room, the town starts to vibrate, minutes later the continent and then the Earth's core starts to resonates in harmony, Nasa observers notice a major fluctuation in the Earth's orbit.. in the Oval room of the white house the president's phone rings....)
ReplyDelete...sorry guys wrong script...
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ahh here it is...
can we roll that from the top again?
Aye.
ReplyDelete(lies down)
(purrs)
right got it..
ReplyDeleteon the purr of the moment, Gnome leaps to defend the scantily clad red headed vixen, thrusting his short sword+10 into the throat of the fiery monster, a loud hiss of air.. nope.. hold it.
...alright you guys, whose been messing with my scripts?
(elderly points to Gnome....)
ReplyDelete(purrs deeply and contently)
ReplyDelete(lies down)
(firmly)
Then again, this new script does sound very nice indeed.
yep the purring is quite cathartic, relaxing even... sleepy
ReplyDelete(yawns...)
alright you guys, I know what your doing. .your deflecting again aren't ye? ye came in here and messed up my scripts just to
ReplyDeleteyawnnnnnnn!
..make a fool out of
yawnnnnn!
...anyone else feeling sleepy in here?
Mmm?
ReplyDeleteHmmm...
(purrs)
(PURRRRRRRRRS)
(purrs again)
....zzzzZZZZZZ
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zzzzz
heee heee... nice one Gnome! :)
ReplyDelete(purrs a bit more)
ReplyDeletezzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
ReplyDeletezzzzzzzZZZZZ! zzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzz
ReplyDelete(turns side)
ReplyDeleteZZzzzzzzs.
Zzzzzzzzzzz. Zzzzzzzzzz
ReplyDeleteOh my the sleeping agents of the deep state have arrived.
ReplyDeleteTime for a nap!
zzzz
:)